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A deeply unpleasant experience.

Technically this is diarrhea of such a runny and vile texture, horrendous odor and nuclear waste like longevity that it can only be experienced after a bowel hammeringly hot curry OR some form of food poisoning.

If the sufferer is in luck he will have a toilet cubicle (preferably an entire office complex/field) to himself. This is due to the disgustingly watery noises, squeaking, farting and hissing emanating from the anus as the fizzing brown liquid exits the body.

The opening of Pandora's Box was less traumatic than an attack of this sort of toxic waste.

Shami Chakrabarti has condemned fizzy gravy as an infringement of human rights and has demanded that the Government act to limit diarrhea to the verbal sort coming out of her mouth.

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