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Strange, pasty-faced inhabitants of Finland.

Land of dead Russians, beautiful women, and sozzled livers.

Useful Finnish phrases:

• Nyt kuluva on laskea yhteen kakku ja perse puolue. This is a total cake & arse party!

• Aari aivan parachutists transvestiitti? Are all paras transvestites?

Have fun!

The Finnish Defence Forces - if you're planning to invade, always allow more than two weeks, and avoid the mistake the Soviet Union made. While not numerous, they are nailsest in the snow (hint: attack in the summer)!