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Of course the RSM won't notice. Bwuhahaha!

Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time, such as...

• EM: Hush my child. You are a woman at heart. Cast off thy manliness and travel to the Orient. And there slice off thine spuds with a sharp thing and revel in your new-found womanhood.

• IH: Erm... alright then!

OR

• EM: Go on, one more beer won't hurt

OR

• EM: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible

His Eminence's pronouncements resulted in a marathon thread in the ARRSE NAAFI bar that's well worth a read if you have an afternoon to kill.

The Emperor Mong's Pronouncements

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