Drooling

In simple cold biological terms - salivation - the involuntary production of saliva to assist in eating and the digestion of food. Most experts however accept that there can be a voluntary trigger to increase salivation, such as the anticipation of a particularly tasty meal.

Add a soldier to the equation and drooling reaches whole new levels, the average squaddie will be slobbering like Pavlov's dog at the mere thought of any of the following:

• Alcohol.
• A kebab or similar culinary delight following the consumption of alcohol.
• A Chick.
• Some Back Doors action with a chick of his dreams.
• A clean scratcher after 3 weeks in the field.
• Real food after 3 weeks on Compo.

Drooling is also the primary activity of those less fortunate than ourselves, as well as drooling, mongs are prone to Mlaaaring and licking the odd window.