Dolphin
From ARRSEpedia
Medium sized aquatic mammal with a penchant for rescuing wayward humans at sea and being slaughtered by the Japanese.
May answer to the name "Flipper".
Subverted by the Spam military industrial complex for a variety of under water roles
- Attaching limpet mines to Russian ships
- Detecting mines
- Patrolling underwater for enemy divers
Used by the Royal Navy for
- Sexually molesting Delta Teams
- Taking sandwiches and tea to secret underwater bases HM Government dont know anything about which are funded via BAE overspends (but dont tell anyone ok!)
- Used by the SBS in the same role as Furry Crocodiles are on land.
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