Dolphin

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Medium sized aquatic mammal with a penchant for rescuing wayward humans at sea and being slaughtered by the Japanese.

May answer to the name "Flipper".

Subverted by the Spam military industrial complex for a variety of under water roles

  1. Attaching limpet mines to Russian ships
  2. Detecting mines
  3. Patrolling underwater for enemy divers

Used by the Royal Navy for

  1. Sexually molesting Delta Teams
  2. Taking sandwiches and tea to secret underwater bases HM Government dont know anything about which are funded via BAE overspends (but dont tell anyone ok!)
  3. Used by the SBS in the same role as Furry Crocodiles are on land.


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