Dildo

• A town in Newfoundland at 47 33 09 -53 32 39, which can be found in Google Earth. Has one major invention to its name, viz. The Dildo

Also

• A term for a false plastic todger. Can be used to describe any object that is stuffed into a dripping Quim in an attempt by a Split arse to simulate a Purple Veined Havana.

But not

Dido

• Upper middle class totty who sings a bit.

I would, wouldn't you?

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We know a song about dildos

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