Deepio

Banned by the Geneva Convention, proscribed under the CBRN regulations, more effective than napalm and can dissolve a tank in less then 12 minutes when used at 50% dilution, Deepio is the dish-washing detergent of choice for the British Army.

"Sarge, why are your hands so soft and smooth, like a baby's skin?"

"Because I get the sprogs to do the washing up. Now fuck off"