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  • British daily tabloid newspaper published by Associated Newspapers; part of the Daily Mail, Mail on Sunday, Evening Standard & Metro Media Group family.
  • Strong readership of about 5.3 million adults, and average circulation of 2.7 million(Source: Mediatel [protected site])
  • In 2005, number 15 on the list of the World's 100 Largest Newspapers (link).
  • Modern editorial content is usually classed as slightly to the right of Genghis Khan with rabid attacks on the Dear Leader, WMF and the continued failings of the Neu Arbeit regime. Not to mention the machinations of the evil denizens of the European Commission and insane rantings about the way that Britain is being taken over by Poles, Muslims, paedophiles, gypsies, communists, gangsters, murderers and the politically correct. Also popular are house prices, teachers, fire fighters, kit (whether lack of, wrongful issue of, wrongful use of or just about anything else of), soliders, Tories and more.

Given three years and enough encouragement the Daily Mail will be calling for a final solution. Any final solution, really, just as long as it doesn't affect house prices in Tunbridge Wells.

If you should ever want to confuse a daily mail reader, tell them paedophiles are the natural prey of immigrants.