DEKNOBIFICATION

Deknobification (Noun)

A mysterious, and as yet, little understood process in which a total cunt like Ross Kemp is transformed from being a Knob of the highest order into a doyen of the citizens of ARRSE.

It is speculated that the process is similar to osmosis, but with the removal of shit from the body due to undergoing the application of live fire from terry alongside the boys and girls an Afghanistan.

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