Combat Virgin

Someone who has never seen military combat. Probably about 99.9% of the population.

Combat here includes:

• peacekeeping where the feckers dont want to be peaceful.
• proper military operations ie Falklands, Iraq war, Suez, Korea etc
• Sneaky beaky missions with THEM

Combat does not include:

• Down the Sticky Carpet on a saturday night
• A chav bitchslapping rumble
• Trying to get tickets for Madonna or U2
• Airsoft or paintball

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