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Cocaine

This is Dr. Rockzo, the Rock 'n' Roll Clown. He does cocaine.

Cocaine (also called Food of the gods, or coke in its carbonated, caramel-flavoured form) is a popular drug from the 1980s. Usually powdered, for easy carriage in bags or devouring on doughnuts.

Cocaine is perfect for you and your mum as you both have incredible skill at ingesting white substances. It is usually "snorted" through a tube-like instrument, such as a rolled up tenner, or if you are really rich you may wish to snort it up through a £50 note which really fucks you up. You have to burn the bill afterwards to make an impression. However, note that most people who are snorting the crack form have never seen a £50 note in their lives.

This drug can have seriously harmful effects, including brain damage, addiction, erosion of the nose, and the need to listen to Daft Punk. For more information about cocaine, please contact George W. Bush.

All cocaine in the world comes from Colombia. If you go to Colombia you will find that the natives live on a big mountain of cocaine, and every resident is an expert in its manufacture. This justifies dropping massive amounts of pesticide on the country from planes, which increases the price of cocaine and thus the profits of the suppliers, which helps win the war on drugs. If you disagree you hate America and the Free World.

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