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A cnut may refer to

• As modified by the ARRSE swearing filter, the description of a certain piece of female anatomy i.e. Cunt is rendered as cnut, which I appreciate is offensive to dyslexics.
• A contraction of "Currently Not Undergoing Training" when referring Phase 2 recruits who are awaiting a place on a trade course.
• Coloquially, anyone not conforming to the accepted norm e.g. "That cnut is f**king useless!"
• Historically a Scandinavian bloke who sat on a chair, on a beach, demonstrating to his subordinates that he couldn't turn the tide. (Also; He's/They're a bunch of scandinavians... (usually in e-mail to fcuk the bot censor))
• Tony Blair
• Beckham - David or Victoria.... either will do.
• A small polar bear (Knut) that some bastard of an kraut environmentalist wanted killed cause its mother had rejected it. Story here What a cunt!

See also Robin Cook, TCH and not forgetting TCB.