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Kafirs roasting on an open fire...

25th of December although preparations for Christmas start around August ... Over commercialization? Shurely not?. A time of the year for:

a. Reflecting on the legacy of Jesus Christ and the gift that was given to us as a result of his birth (in other words PREZZIES!).

or

b. Getting shit faced at every opportunity during work time before going on leave and getting even more shit faced.

or

c. Spending even more time away from home and wishing you were doing b!

or

d. The "Season of Goodwill" when family arguments and problems are rife due to extended hours indoors.

Yet another reason (if any more were needed) for Muslims to be offended and outraged and another opportunity for the Politically Correct to bend over backwards to Fcuk up British traditions to appease whynging foreigners.