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Chocolate teapots or, come to think of it, any chocolate vessels for the containment of boiling fluids are best avoided. For example the boiling point of water is 100 degrees Celcius while the melting point of chocolate is, on average, around 20 degrees. You see the problem? Not a great deal of use. See also Chocolate Fireguard, Tits on a Fish or Tits on a nun. Which reminds me....

A nun is sat in the convent bath when there's a knock at the bathroom door. "Who's there?" she asks. "It's the blind man from the village. Can I come in please?" came the reply. The nun considers for a moment and thinks what the heck. He can't see.

"Yes. Come in" she answers. The door opens and the man fixes his gaze on her.

"Phwoarr missus!" he exclaims. "Nice pair o' tits! Now, where do you want these blinds putting up?"

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