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Fruit of Satan.

The surreptitious addition of fresh Chilli to a Kebab can take a drunken squaddie by surprise with comical and sometimes disastrous results.

Eating some chillies can be the Oral equivalent of gargling with freshly boiled tar, resulting in a dash for a bucket of any cooling liquid to quench the fire... which has the perverse effect of making it burn more.

If that's not enough... when the offending chilli finally exits the body it will be through a BURNING RING of FIRE on top of which a sweating and wimpering soldier will be perched.

Its spawn is the Son of Satan known as Chilli Powder, which can be added to unpalatable compo and will disguise the taste of said compo by permanently damaging your taste buds.