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Cheap Flavourless Crisps

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Specially formulated for the exclusive use of the MOD

The MOD has devoted millions of pounds worth of research into transforming normal run of the mill crisps into pale insipid flavourless (and always slightly soggy) imitations, which are then packaged in the thinnest plastic bag possible complete with obscure unknown Brand Name.

Flavours consist of almost, but not quite, Salt & Vinegar and almost, but not quite, Cheese & Onion.

Once inserted into Horror Bags together with Panda Cola the bag will spontaneously split and spread the contents contents, which have now mutated to crisp dust over the widest possible area for the delectation of unwary squaddies.