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Capita
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Capita is a FTSE 100 company with interests in a multitude of markets including health, pensions and local government, i.e. a finger in every pie.
In recent years 'Crapita', as it is now more widely known, has proven to be a world leader in the emerging business sector of 'PFI fuckwittery' where profits are maximised by delivering taxpayer-funded projects late, unfit for purpose and twice as expensive as planned.
Crapita guarantee full operating capacity on all their projects for three weeks, after which they are programmed to self-destruct.
For examples of Crapita's unerring ability to fuck things up see the following:
- The CRB vetting system.
- Schools Information Management software.
- Independent Learning Accounts scheme.
- The automated on-line TV License, where it's actually faster via snail mail.
One of your devilishly handsome Sysops may 'work' for Crapita... at least they think he does.
