Camp Guardian

1. (n.) A captured or out of service relic now held as a trophy item at the camp gates.

Can be armour such as a tank or fighter jet or in the case of the RLC a posties bicycle. Usually held with pride. Walking within 50 feet of a Camp Guardian will alert the Badges "spidey sense" and before you know it you're pushing out 50 press ups in front of the Guard Room.

2. (n.) Weekly gay supplement to the notorious socialist-liberal daily newspaper.