Budweiser

Budweiser is a type of lager.

Actually, it is two types, either:

• A flavourful beer with a long history, carefully brewed by craftsmen for good taste and reasonable strength.

• A piss-flavoured chemical concoction that needs to be served at sub-zero temperatures if it is not to be used as an emetic.

Do not get them confused. Generally speaking, the lager comes in biggish bottles and the piss comes in small cans. Also Budvar has produced a dark lager - so you now have size and colour coding to aid your drunken efforts to find good beer.