Blairite

An enthusiastic acolyte of the Celestial Navigator and all things Neu Arbeit. Blairites are usually totally useless at surviving outside of the close-knit world of politics, though journalism has more than its fair share of these cnuts. Easily spotted by the dreamy-eyed expression that descends on their faces whenever the Dear Leader appears on the telly.

Blairites are best avoided, as you will get in to trouble - after you've battered them senseless with a heavy object.