Björk

Björk

A strange small woman who pretends to be a singer.

Full name Björk Guðmundsdóttir which is going to make you go a bit funny ... just from trying to learn to spell your surname!

Sort of cute and you might if you could be sure she wasn't thinking about sticking a knife in your back to experiment with light and shade on your stiffening corpse.

Known for occasionally attacking journos ... although who amongst us hasn't felt like doing that occasionally?