Bird Flu

Basically a form of the flu come about as a result of Asian types fornicating with chickens, ducks and general wildfowl, creating a super-virus in the process.

A bottle of Benylyn will do fuck all to this nasty piece of work, capable of wiping out creshe's and retirement homes in the blink of an eye, and making NBC gear as useful as Village Fool attire, if it were capable of transmission from person-to-person that is.

Currently devastating scores of Bernard Mathew's farms across Europe and wreaking havoc in small Eastern hamlets, it has the whole world up in arms, resulting in a Spinning Bow Tie Extravaganza of massive proportions, with everyone placing symptoms awareness posters and vaccine research labs in every free nook and cranny, whilst occupying bored German troops in full NBC garb with vehicle decontamination drills. All quite sensationalist really.

More scaremongering and arse-dropping terror here