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Bigbird67

Date Joined	03 November 2006
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Female of the species of biblical proportions.

Habitat: generally found on barstools in less glossy establishments.

Feeds on: mostly chips,kebabs and small children.

Habits: drinking,sitting and emitting stenches previously only noted at the sulphur spouts of various volcanoes!

The "Bigbird67" is a unique creature. When not scoffing small children (normally her own), she can be found holding up Dale the Snail's hair so she can vomit freely. The Bigbird is the only living mammal that can touch her own belly with her tongue. Is partial to pork scratchings whilst still on the pig. Hides grown men under her bed (amongst the porn stash and empty voddy bottles).