Biff Chit

A biff chit is a piece of paper signed by the Doc or MO usually given to a biff.

The piece of paper is usually then taken and waved around in front of the soldier's SSM, CSM or BSM in the frantic hope it will get them out of PT. This is a somewhat forlorn hope at best.

Such pathetic attempts are met with "Get out of my office you malingering cnut!" or similar. Professional biffs will have their chitties laminated or covered in fablon to keep the dribble and wee off!

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