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Usual nickname for anyone coming from Poland or of Eastern European origin, ie name looks like a sheet of Batco
An amusing source of entertainment watching Rodneys and RSWOs allocate callsign indictators on a Battlegroup net..... in the end a phonecall via mobile is made to the Rebro where the switched on cookies and skiving layabouts are playing uckers
Being witty lovemachines the Rebro crew stitches them and gives them the wrong indicators and folows it up with a return call 30 minutes later apologising for the mistake, by which time the RSWO has done the deed and is forced into looking an absolute fat uselss waste of skin that can't signal his way out of a pie shop.
Being miles away from the exercise area the tubby man can't punish the crew for his mistake by placing them on death stags.