Ashie

Where to start?

Probably not as much of a nobber as Sven and may even have a job, possibly as Cyclops' colonoscope. Can be found crayoning all over ARRSE, but especially on Current Affairs, pretending to be a nu-Liabour spin doctor. Unfortunately, somebody has taken away his starting rope so he usually resorts to ad-hominem attacks and demanding the publication of large amounts of evidence before he will accept that the Gubermint might not actually be telling the complete and utter truth.

Famously has described himself as a banana, so soft and yellow (on a troll thread so linky not much pointy).