American Phase of War
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Option A
Phases 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6
No one knows what these are, as the spams are inevitably late
Phase 7 - Help Out
Assist your allies by selling them kit and by shooting - both roughly in the direction of the enemy and not at all in the direction of the enemy
Phase 8 - Take All of the Credit
With a series of 'historically dubious' blockbuster films.
Alternatively:
Option B
Phase 1 - Declare War
Avoid being late by starting it.
Phase 2 - Combat Operations
Favoured tactics include lots of shooting at anything and everything, Carpet Bombing and a little light Ethnic Cleansing
Phase 3 - Lose
Simply evacuate your embassy and fuck off
