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America is a lump of land which was created when the rest of the world needed a place to store shit. Here is a summary of this 'great' nation by the numbers: (Feel free to edit/add as you feel appropriate)

Military skill: 0 (Funny, because every single ONE of them is a Sergeant, apparently.( following the McShits/BoogerKing model of management). Also, they give medals for hazing and qualifying on personal weapons. The Magazine-loading decoration (MLD w/ clasp) is particularly nice.

Number of wrecked US cities abandoned by its Government: Many. New Orleans, the entire State of Michigan (esp.Detroit)

Good presidents: Jimmy Carter

Number of tongues up GWB's ass: 2. Steven Harper and guess whos!

Average IQ: 11 ... even this is a bit of a stretch if you include Rednecks.

Number of guns per home: Enough to arm a platoon

Average weight of a citizen: 355lbs

Average calories eaten per citizen per day: Too Feckin Many!

Annual spenting on the armed forces: about 650 billion dollars - see skill level for a clue as how they use it.

What they owe the rest of the world: about 10 trillion dollars - $10,000,000,000,000 ... and you think your credit card bill is big!

Any Questions? No? then you all know it's true.

See also United States of America, Spam and Septic

[edit] An Americans Reply

You sound bitter since we kicked your arrse out of here some 230 years ago.....And if it wasnt for the Septic blood we spent bailing the rest of Europe out of WWII, you'd all be speaking German. Yrualeg

and a retort ...

... your indignation would be so much more relevant had your nation not supplied weapons to both sides in the early stages of both the world wars AND lets not forget your nations funding of the Provisional IRA who killed UK civilians indiscriminately. However you have a terrorist attack on your soil and funding for the PIRA instantly dries up cause you need the UK's support. Funny that.