3rd Foot and Mouth
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The 3rd Foot and Mouth Regiment is a fictional Highland infantry regiment portrayed in the 1968 film Carry on up the Khyber. They are famous for sticking it to the fuzzy-wuzzies and wearing skirts regardless of the prevailing weather.
History
Raised at Invercracking, Clackmannanshire on 25th January 1759 by Royal Order of King Cyclops I to assist in the Great Thistle Harvest of 1760.
Regimental Motto: Illud carduus es periculosus procerus.
Quick March: Have 'ye seen ma hairy coo?
Slow March: Sixteen bottles o' buckie/Buckfast Rhapsody in D Minor
Anniversaries:
- Battle of Jubilee - 1st April
- Battle of Umboto Gorge - 31st November
Regimental History: From The Khyber to The Balkans
Regimental Journal: Devils in Skirts
Colonel-in-Chief: Col Peter Mandelson
Press Liaison Officer: Crimper in Chief His Honourable Viscount Gyros Scopius
Serving/Former Members of Note:
