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18-07-2007, 20:58 #1
NSN du jour.
It's that time again folks, NSN of the day! I love BR 320..
Who can come up with a stores number for the most obscure, macabre or bizarre item?
I offer you POUCH, HUMAN REMAINS, O091 99 136 3665
They are consumable as well, so you can keep them after you have emptied the dismembered body parts out of them into the nearest skip. I have just ordered 268,000 to flog as grow bags at the market :DThe Web: Providing a voice for angry men with bad skin and indifferent personal hygiene since 1993.
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19-07-2007, 08:26 #2
Re: NSN du jour.
remember on global green screen, someone leaving put on 9" Black Mamba
Quanti canicula ille in fenestra.

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19-07-2007, 10:19 #3
Re: NSN du jour.
1008-99-978-4562 dead man artic
so hes dead and frozen in advance how handy is that!Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
Wimbledon:ABM
The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"
The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"
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19-07-2007, 11:57 #4
Re: NSN du jour.
1680-99-739-9452 SHARK REPELLANT
Personally, I never leave home without it.....Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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20-07-2007, 12:43 #5
Re: NSN du jour.
1520-01-088-3669 - Aircraft, Helicopter, Transport, CH47D.
Demand some today.Celer et Audax and Per Ardua Ad Astra (for good measure).
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20-07-2007, 12:48 #6
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20-07-2007, 13:16 #7
Re: NSN du jour.
6550-01-176-0667 SEMEN DILUTING SOLUTION
I sh1t you not.Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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20-07-2007, 13:17 #8
Re: NSN du jour.
Can anyone cross-reference this old number?
27P/22
You're well in if you can, it's a metal tube of 7 cigarettes!
Bet there's still a NSN for cigarettes.It's time for British Independence.
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20-07-2007, 13:25 #9
Re: NSN du jour.
2040-01-406-9352 TRUNK, ELEPHANT
Makes you wonder what they do to wear out their original one.Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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20-07-2007, 13:38 #10
Re: NSN du jour.
6545-99-213--3044-Speculum, Rectal
6545-99-110-1755- pen, black, BIC
6545-99-391-9105-pencil, HB
The one that makes me chuckle is the NSN list with its own NSN!"A moth eaten rag on a worm eaten pole.
It does not not look likly to stir a mans soul.
Tis the deeds that where done beneth that moth eaten rag.
When the pole was a staff and the rag was a flag".


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