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    Senior Member Wedgy's Avatar
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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Ok now we've established you're a girl and you must be petite as your jacket's too big... you can feel free to PM me or post some pictures!! :D

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Just wear your civvies, sure no one will mind!

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    once upon a time Silvermans used to stock "Gurkha" jackets claiming they were for, ahem, Gurkhas. These were small and many cadets (myself included) got them as they were the only ones that would fit.

    Had a quick look on thier overpriced web site and it doesn't look if they sell them anymore si fat lot of use that trip down memory lane was
    "Either way, a big Primark at 5.30pm on a Saturday is the closest you'll get to a physical manifestation of the mind of a pre-menstrual woman."

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Quote Originally Posted by FFBox
    You need to rememberthat the Army only has two sizes, too big & too small.
    And if anything should actually fit you,you should be sent to the MO for a discharge medical as you are almost certainly DEFORMED!
    Seeking grace from a graceless face

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Loubella should not worry about the kit being too big, as I recall, in no time at all, it will most probably be too small. Not in height though.
    It was a well known fact that the rank of a WRAC was directly proportional to the size of their arrse.

    Sorry, I know. This isn't the NAAFI - knuckle rapping accepted. Couldn't resist it though - probably my age!!
    I used to be into apathy, but I can't be bothered any more.

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Yes thanks for that useful tip, however having just finished the cycle of calving, losing the weight ,calving , losing the weight I am now back to the original size and shape I was when I joined up in 96.
    I've done the Bergen arse thing and moved on.
    Funny though I don't remember the old style combats being this huge.
    "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms"
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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    It must be awful being in a regiment without a tailor.
    If the QM cannot issue you any smaller then you cannot be picked up for the way you look (yeah roite) in which case it is just personal pride effecting your desire to acquire a smaller jacket. If this is true there is at least one good tailor in every area (probably) so spend a bit of money and get the job done to your specifications with an option for removable darts when the pies cannot be resisted. Mmmmmmmmmm pies got to go
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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    I sort of know what you mean about combat jackets. I've never worked in a clothing store so I am no expert, but I recall some very petite girlies and their combats jackets seemed to fit very nicely, but the trousers always seemed far too long. Then again, our blokes ones were too long aswell, combat trousers that is! LOL
    I used to be into apathy, but I can't be bothered any more.

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    The smallest trousers (L/W) size now is 66/68/74.
    Smock 160/88 really is too large for person who can wear these trousers.

    Some times ago (before CS95, but when instead of "Size 1" already wrote "160/88"), I saw jerseys size 80, weatherproof jackets size 90/170.

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    Re: I need a jacket that fits!!

    Quote Originally Posted by loubella
    Funny though I don't remember the old style combats being this huge.
    True, I bought some '95 combats recently to replace my reserve kit, which I'd sold to an airsofter at work, and was very surprised to see that my usual size (180/96) was far too big for me.

    I had a sudden flashback to 'The Incredible Shrinking Man'
    Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.

    And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

    And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......

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