Search for an *Ally* star

**Alsacien** · 14-03-2008, 09:31

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

**Mr Happy** · 14-03-2008, 09:48

Originally Posted by Alsacien

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

**Jelly_Fish** · 14-03-2008, 10:07

Originally Posted by Alsacien

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

**Stokey** · 14-03-2008, 10:10

Originally Posted by Jelly_Fish

Originally Posted by Alsacien

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

Mate, those shorts are the essence of ally.

Porno style is the way forward.

Correct. Porn 'tache = ally. Porn shorts = ally.

Oh, and a quarter metric ton, 50mph African carnivore = v. ally, even without laser beams.

**Jelly_Fish** · 14-03-2008, 10:12

I'll confess I even think the geezer sitting with the lion has a good haircut. It's just so unfashionable it HAS to be good.

**ugly** · 14-03-2008, 10:14

Them Saffers lack a sense of humour, if thy'd been brits the lion would have been called Clarence and the guy in the shorts would have worn a wet Perm al a Keegan!

**Stokey** · 14-03-2008, 10:25

No sense of humour? Read about Terry and friends here

**ugly** · 14-03-2008, 10:29

Ok a saffer sense of humour!

**Alsacien** · 14-03-2008, 10:47

Originally Posted by Mr Happy

Originally Posted by Alsacien

And you need to deduct a few points for the bloke on the right with the too tight shorts......

This from a German?????!!!!!

German

I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....

**Jelly_Fish** · 14-03-2008, 10:58

I am also a bit concerned that the bloke in piccy 1 looks like he is about to mount the lion, and raises questions as to whether it is the same guy sticking his hand up the lions arrse in piccy 3....[/quote]

Fair play to him if he can do that, he's more nails than me.

**Mr_Deputy** · 14-03-2008, 11:16

What has been happening in here - cadets..ally? Garlic...bread?
Saffies and their pets - have to rate that I suppose. Born Free and all.

Marines strapped to WAH-64D Apache Longbows..Now then if I may be serious for a while. This is obviously ally as all hell. "Let me at em" spirit and especially to retrieve a fallen comrade. But when I see this I think of how, without the right support, they had to tie themselves to the wrong bits of kit to try, rather desperately, to fulfill an extremely unpleasant task.
Serious bit over.

**robbiedont** · 14-03-2008, 11:44

What an ace thread, I've just read this from front to back

**Cuddles** · 14-03-2008, 13:10

Mounting a male lion? Fisting a male lion? I don't know whether it's ally but by the cringe, it is fearless as feck! Probably after those photos were seen by the CofC the 3rd Recce Para Commando Tp were withdrawn from their record long range patrol for psychiatric care...