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**mattyw** · 26-07-2010, 17:39

Body armour

Afternoon,
When it comes down to body armour it is a hot topic as at the moment it is more protection = more weight.
So I ask you what would you have?
1. More protection but sacrifice mobility
2. Less protection and gain mobility

**box-of-frogs** · 26-07-2010, 18:25

Such a simple, yet informative topic. I'm surprised it hasn't been done before.................

**Yeah_Innit_Blud** · 26-07-2010, 18:27

I want one of those suits out of that game Halo where it gives you a shield but also enables you to jump higher and run faster. I think they're air conditioned as well.

**Fallschirmjager** · 26-07-2010, 18:51

Dish dash and flip flops is by far the best protection. Every cunt I shot at wearing it just bimbled off after brassing me up.

**instinct** · 26-07-2010, 19:02

People are going to shoot at me? No one mentioned that in basic!

**Caecilius** · 26-07-2010, 19:04

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

Dish dash and flip flops is by far the best protection. Every cunt I shot at wearing it just bimbled off after brassing me up.

If only you had an SLR...

**Fallschirmjager** · 26-07-2010, 19:57

Originally Posted by Caecilius

If only you had an SLR...

If only I could shoot straight!

**Fezzick** · 26-07-2010, 20:11

Originally Posted by Yeah_Innit_Blud

I want one of those suits out of that game Halo where it gives you a shield but also enables you to jump higher and run faster. I think they're air conditioned as well.

The RAF use those I think. We call them aircraft.

**JJ123** · 26-07-2010, 20:13

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

If only I could shoot straight!

With the SLR you didn't need to shoot straight. The deafening report was often mistakenly believed to be God's own furious vengeance by anyone within earshot. In fact, in several cases they perished from dehydration after immediately, repeatedly sh*tting their pants.

**Caecilius** · 26-07-2010, 20:43

Originally Posted by JJ123

With the SLR you didn't need to shoot straight. The deafening report was often mistakenly believed to be God's own furious vengeance by anyone within earshot. In fact, in several cases they perished from dehydration after immediately, repeatedly sh*tting their pants.

SLR: The Chuck Norris of the firearms world.