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Discuss Indian Walt of Olympic Proportions! Read all about it! in Waltenkommando on The Army Rumour Service; http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/j...p;type=article India's athletes get infiltrated by a walt who was obviously trying to curry up self esteem. They don't like it. A new genus of Walt is discovered! Read all abaht it! (sent on iPhone ...
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    Indian Walt of Olympic Proportions! Read all about it!

    http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/j...p;type=article

    India's athletes get infiltrated by a walt who was obviously trying to curry up self esteem.

    They don't like it.

    A new genus of Walt is discovered!

    Read all abaht it!



    (sent on iPhone so if it doesn't work help!!)

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    Ah, that'll be Naan, one of the attention seeking chap(ati)s who gets her picture in the papers by fair means or Phal.
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    Must be Ruby Murray.
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    I expect she'll get a good tikka ing off, when she really needs to be kept in the cellar and ultimately buried under your Patia.
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    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Perhaps she was meant to be with them lentil they went into the stadium.
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    Serious business. Someone should popadumdum in her ass.
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    They'd be dopi (aza) to allow that. I hope you were only (rogan) josh ing.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Is this a case of Dahl W for Walt?
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    Anyone got a better pic of old lovey in red? Looks like she might be tasty. Like a lamb kashmiri..
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    Did she wave and shout "Aloo, eveybody"?

    Walts - they'll Bahji in anywhere, but I bet when she was sussed she was out of there like a Dossa salts.
    Last edited by JoeCivvie; 29-07-2012 at 11:28.
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