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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    Send it to jarrod.
    id like it to breath again...slightly

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    Well the only use I have for a seventeen year old boy is cleaning me shoes and working in the garden.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    The cellar is empty
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
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    sold... enjoy..!

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    You nearly embarrassed your self their. Red Leicester is still going though it is a very disappointing cheese.
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    There is a German (huge) METRO supermarket near here, sells just about everything including a selection of cheeses which is unusual as the Viets don't like Cheese very much.

    Anyway a month ago I bought a slab of New Zealand Cheddar in there, about a foot square and two inches thick and very tasty it is too. It goes very nicely with a baguette, some onion and a bit of Branston Pickle, a jar of which I found lurking in an ex pat supermarket in Udon Thani last year.
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    ^. I can see major issues with Vietnamese society if they don't like cheese.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    ^. I can see major issues with Vietnamese society if they don't like cheese.
    The thing is, most of them say that cheese tastes disgusting, especially blue cheese. But they dip their food in little bowls of stuff that smells and tastes of sick.
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    rotting fish head sauce ring any alarm bells? FFS even Parmesan is better than that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    rotting fish head sauce ring any alarm bells? FFS even Parmesan is better than that!
    Maybe it's just me, but I'm quite fond of nuoc mam/nam pla.
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