ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Para-cetamol** · 15-05-2012, 09:26

Originally Posted by fooboy

He must have changed it once he read on here about the Half Walt within their ranks

feeling Guilty Timmy?

Walting - Criminal Offence Petition this is the link he put on. And there is no such thing as a half walt - they category doesn't exist.

**fooboy** · 15-05-2012, 10:05

Originally Posted by Para-cetamol

Walting - Criminal Offence Petition this is the link he put on. And there is no such thing as a half walt - they category doesn't exist.

Not another bone petition that will go nowhere other than No10s bin

Ex-Forces Walts

This sub-group make up stories about their time in uniform to impress their new civilian colleagues and/or employers. They don't recognise that they are walts at all and usually end up back on ARRSE bigging it up in the belief that no-one will recognise them. Consider this recent extract from a rather uncautious new member: "On another note - when constructing your own CV for job hunting, I have found that you can just about make up any kind of bullshit for your military career. You can insert any kind of information during your military service that relates to the job you are going for and potential employers have no way of verifying your claims. If references are asked for then you state that person has been posted, cant trace him etc.." ....... Really now? Is that so? Link

**Fox-and-horses** · 15-05-2012, 11:53

Originally Posted by Para-cetamol

Walting - Criminal Offence Petition this is the link he put on. And there is no such thing as a half walt - they category doesn't exist.

How many sigs have they got already?

**Pantsoff** · 15-05-2012, 11:59

Hundreds- well 113.

I like the top one's name - Walter Mitty

**fooboy** · 15-05-2012, 18:58

**Ace Rimmer** · 15-05-2012, 19:40

Don't you have to be on a government petition site for it to be viable as a debate. I signed one a while back to do with forces benefits and had to go through a registration process to be able to sign it. How would they prove who is legally allowed to sign a petition that goes to debate.

**Para-cetamol** · 15-05-2012, 19:40

Originally Posted by Fox-and-horses

How many sigs have they got already?

No idea mate.

**jimmys_best_mate** · 15-05-2012, 19:54

Originally Posted by Para-cetamol

Walting - Criminal Offence Petition this is the link he put on. And there is no such thing as a half walt - they category doesn't exist.

I just spent ten minutes cut and pasting all of Wellington's titles into that piece of shite site and some fucking kiddie fiddler from the WMHC has deleted it all. Fucking virgin child touching cunts.

**The_Snail** · 15-05-2012, 20:01

It's down to 255 now.

That nice Peter Hitchens from the Sunday Mail appears to have signed it. He's a good egg isn't he?

**jimmys_best_mate** · 15-05-2012, 20:02

So has jimpattersonnonceskids, Walt Hunters touch kids and If you delete all the pisstakes there's only going to be the names of six virgins left.

Some people have some very strange names.