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Discuss Multiple 'walting' going on here in Waltenkommando on The Army Rumour Service; Sorry if already posted - Conman jailed after months of lies to his girlfriend - Local - Halifax Evening Courier...
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    Multiple 'walting' going on here


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    The lying thieving git appears to be a Scouser, quelle surprise.
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    So using alcohol to get women into bed is called rape nowadays, lying to them is called fraud. Christ I am glad I am not a teenager - how are you meant to bed a woman legally?
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    Another one for the RLC hall of fame.

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    I went into an Outdoor Pursuits shop today. I bought a Fell jacket. As I was leaving the shop I tripped over a paving stone. No wonder they call them Fell jackets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AFA06 View Post
    So using alcohol to get women into bed is called rape nowadays, lying to them is called fraud. Christ I am glad I am not a teenager - how are you meant to bed a woman legally?
    Dunno mate, I mean it won't be long before exclusively dating clunge will be seen as discriminating against gays and homophobic, I am so glad I am old and bold and can safely look on with amusement.
    Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Thoreau.

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    He should be named and shamed on the Walt board!

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    I was under the impression lying to chicks with intent to bed them.. was perfectably acceptable!

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