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    Quote Originally Posted by eodmatt View Post
    He has a Gibsons look about him.

    Are you referring to Guy Gibson's labrador..?
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    Clearly he set his sights too low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Clearly he set his sights too low.

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    But his Roxanne wasn't too shabby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade-Runner View Post
    Fecking hate Walts!
    Me too. That Walter Koenig, who plays Chekov in Star Trek, was a shit actor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samain11 View Post
    Perfectly possible if you had Idi Amin on your promotion board. He went from Sgt to king of Scotland for fucks sake.
    And Jesus, went from pikey born in a shed, to King of the jews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samain11 View Post
    And Jesus, went from pikey born in a shed, to King of the jews.
    Only if you think the script for Jesus Christ Superstar is actually The Bible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Only if you think the script for Jesus Christ Superstar is actually The Bible.
    Nah I don't, just being a twat...as usual.
    Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Thoreau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samain11 View Post
    Nah I don't, just being a twat...as usual.
    As long as you're not trying to claim you are a general twat.
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    Is this not the guy from Facejaker?

    Being a half cast (Father was a black chappie from Brixton) he would have been better off pretending to be a Major General in the Royal Regiment of Scotland as he looks more Fijian than most Fijians!

    It cannot be difficult to spot a high ranking black officer in the guards..oh..hang on..it would be, because they did not exist when he was ment to have served!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samain11 View Post
    And Jesus, went from pikey born in a shed, to King of the jews.
    Supposed to have been born a king, but pikey-like in a shed, and gone on to being a king nailed to a piece of wood.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

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