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    Let's be honest. He isn't legit. £100 to H4H if he proves me wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironrations View Post
    Let's be honest. He isn't legit. £100 to H4H if he proves me wrong.
    Agreed.

    The sad thing is he may well have had a bullet removed from his leg, and may well have a perfectly respectable military career behind him, that will now be overshadowed by his moronic lies. Sad stuff.
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    Well, you're the expert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiddle View Post
    63? More like 83. Fcking age walt.

    Good grief!

    I'm 66 so far, and he looks like MY father, but older. In fact, he looks a whole lot like Bigears.

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    He "might" have been shot in the groin in Vietnam? Even with a few shrapnel holes in you you'd notice an extra hole near your groin. If nothing else just to tell your mates how close you came to doing a Goebbels impression.
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    Quote Originally Posted by plunderer View Post
    Good grief!

    I'm 66 so far, and he looks like MY father, but older. In fact, he looks a whole lot like Bigears.

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    He ended up being sent to the Thailand / Malaya border with British Army and RAF Regiment forces - tackling drug runners and terrorist insurgents for five months.

    But the brave soldier was involved in a fire-fight and hit in both legs.
    The two bullets went straight through him, but he said there was always the chance that a third round had struck without him realising.


    However, Robert reckons the rogue bullet may have been fired into his groin during a top-secret raid into Vietnam in 1971, when he was just 22.
    After recovering from the bullet wounds in hospital in Singapore he found himself aboard Australian and New Zealand gunboats.



    Amazing career!

    I like the bit "he found himself aboard Australian and New Zealand gunboats"
    . Was that after he came too after a night on the pop in Bugis Street?
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    He ended up being sent to the Thailand / Malaya border with British Army and RAF Regiment forces - tackling drug runners and terrorist insurgents for five months.

    But the brave soldier was involved in a fire-fight and hit in both legs.
    The two bullets went straight through him, but he said there was always the chance that a third round had struck without him realising.


    However, Robert reckons the rogue bullet may have been fired into his groin during a top-secret raid into Vietnam in 1971, when he was just 22.
    After recovering from the bullet wounds in hospital in Singapore he found himself aboard Australian and New Zealand gunboats.



    Amazing career! I hope that this is included in the 'were the British ever in the VN war' thread as definitive proof...

    I like the bit "he found himself aboard Australian and New Zealand gunboats"
    . Was that after he came to after a night on the pop in Bugis Street?
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    I done that as well, I must have led a sheltered life as I have never seen anything so freakish in all my life before...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shandy123 View Post
    Interesting to see the bullet.
    Full metal jackets don't deform at all when hitting flesh then?
    That bullet has never been through the barrel of a weapon.

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