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    I am not raging it about Dinger, I am stating what dick the bloke is..... Stealing the valour of those who have served it is dillusional
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    I think that you find I have 20 years service my son. 5 op tours and soon to be 6. SO fancy chancing your arm or not?
    Why you changed it from Double Like to this????

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    The outrage limit for walts was reached months ago.

    The sad fuckers in the Waltenkommando should just piss off, no one cares.

    Quote Originally Posted by Westpoint View Post
    Will you please remove "Westpoint likes this" from your signature block.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    The outrage limit for walts was reached months ago.

    The sad fuckers in the Waltenkommando should just piss off, no one cares.
    Sort of agree, however some walt outings have been seriously funny. I've never seen the point at outrage towards walts (unless they're walting for criminal purposes). If anything they should be nurtured as they do occasionally provide some entertainment.

    I do think that posting new threads in the Waltonkommando forum should be retricted by post count to stop those god-awful 1st post never served wanabee " A lad at work says he was in the....." type threads and hopefully restrict it to serious ridicule of proper walts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    I am not raging it about Dinger, I am stating what dick the bloke is..... Stealing the valour of those who have served it is dillusional
    He hasn't stolen anything. The bit of tin is worth nothing without the credibility of having earned it.

    Maybe we need clowns like him as a gauge, everyone whos served that sees him will be thinking 'what a dick' and not 'wow! What a hero'.

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    "Someone with 20 years service, 5 op tours, prob now 6".....Bear with me here, but myself (also being "a STAB cunt" as you so passionately put out there - yet not in the same class as the mong you're having a go at) still it kinda riles me when you chuck that shit out there....especially after a few bottles of shiraz down my neck.

    Cmon man, 20 years service and posting aggro like this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Who pulled your fucking chain, fucknut?
    Walter pulled his chain. And Todd. And Warren, just last night. Can you not tell this guy's a turdburglar? Some serious gaiety going on here. I bet he could tickle the dribble out of 30 men's prostates with his tongue in under 7 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragosani View Post
    "Someone with 20 years service, 5 op tours, prob now 6".....Bear with me here, but myself (also being "a STAB cunt" as you so passionately put out there - yet not in the same class as the mong you're having a go at) still it kinda riles me when you chuck that shit out there....especially after a few bottles of shiraz down my neck.

    Cmon man, 20 years service and posting aggro like this?
    Yeah, but his still only a lance jack...
    "See The Little Faggot With The Earring And The Make-Up
    Yeah Buddy That's His Own Hair
    That Little Faggot Got His Own Jet Airplane
    That Little Faggot He's a Millionaire"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    ......... Ponce.
    "I could hardly piss straight with fear. Here was a man with 3/4" of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. What had I done to offend him? I don't consciously offend big men like this. And this one has a decided imbalance of hormone in him. Get any more masculine than that and you'd have to live up a tree...."

    Couldn't resist..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flagrantviolator View Post
    I bet he could tickle the dribble out of 30 men's prostates with his tongue in under 7 minutes.
    I imagine that's on his CV.
    High on life. And glue.

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