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Discuss Now this is really taking the piss in Waltenkommando on The Army Rumour Service; So a looney with a medal fetish decides to make prat of himself and you want to go "disrespek bruv" on him, get a life....
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    So a looney with a medal fetish decides to make prat of himself and you want to go "disrespek bruv" on him, get a life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    Neither's spelling. It's Carrot you dim fuck. Ever ask yourself whether something in your life is normal or not? Like constantly pushing things up my arse?
    Who pulled your fucking chain, fucknut?
    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    Not you, Civvy. Shouldn't you be concentrating on trawling for cock,
    Why, I just found one.
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    High on life. And glue.

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    CC you are a little angry STAB CUNT flea.... How about you coming to my REGULAR unit.... and well do a spot of milling, ill even give you the first swipe..... You are so hard I am shitting myself..... Your internet rage, is self induced you fucking ponce.... So do you have the minerals to take up my offer....??

    I gladly await your cowardly stab cunt reply........
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    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    this is all going to end in bbq'd eggs
    bring forth the holy hand grenade

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    So then clearly not for the scrap then?? Thought not, your cowardice is probably as good as your standards in the TA - you fucking STAB piece of shit.....

    SO I ask again ARE you man enough to take up the challenge, or you just going start dribbling quips at me because your an internet gangsta!!!!!

    I am sure you probably have medals and awards for cowardice...... your a fucking poof - I am really at laughing you......and so are many other arrsers

    You know what your problem is because you have multi accounted/troll'd so many people on here; people know that you are a sad little man whom has no life whom is obssesed with the military but never really had the bollocks to join up....... If I ever find out who you are sunshine, I will wrap you up, like a piece of cardboard......
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post
    Heheheheheheheheheheitstheinternetyoudullcunt. If it were real I'd now be imagining you there sitting in your piss-stained y-fronts, somewhere between hypnopompic and apoplectic, opening your Kestrel Super breakfast, Berkeley Blue squished between trembling, self-tatooed fingers. But I'm not.

    It's purely a personal perspective, but could it be you're looking like a bit of an inadequate cunt right now?

    P.S. I'm not a STAB.
    P.P.S. I think you're Porridge Gun. Or some similar sad act.

    Hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheeh.
    I will happily fight you if you like.

    Step up you cunt or shut up.

    Only the internet indeed, the fact that you have to fight your battles online with childish and banal abuse lifted from B3ta/Viz/The Daily Mash just indicates what an overweight virgin troll cunt you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_ View Post

    It's purely a personal perspective, but could it be you're looking like a bit of an inadequate cunt right now?

    P.S. I'm not a STAB.
    P.P.S. I think you're Porridge Gun. Or some similar sad act.

    Hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheeh.
    You're saying other people look like inadequate cunts? Have a look in the mirror, fuckwit.

    P.S. No I don't think you're a STAB either. Were you rejected by the TA or you didn't have the balls to even apply?

    P.P.S. You're still infatuated with PG? I'm sure he's flattered.
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    I think that you find I have 20 years service my son. 5 op tours and soon to be 6. SO fancy chancing your arm or not?
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    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    Find the SAS Walter Mitty in this picture | causes.com

    what a cunt, I know my avatar states I have been down the balcony but how many times has he???/
    If you can name them all ill give a fuck.

    I think you're just as sad looking for people like this to fuel your rage.
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