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**honor_roll_flapjack** · 20-12-2011, 21:29

Ebay profile is still going strong, he's obviously remembered which lanyard he needs now, and he's made sure he's first in line for the QDJM minis....

**dinosaur_poo** · 20-12-2011, 22:11

Originally Posted by honor_roll_flapjack

Ebay profile is still going strong, he's obviously remembered which lanyard he needs now, and he's made sure he's first in line for the QDJM minis....

Also I remember once there was an ARRSE competition to see who could sell the most bone, non-military item possible under the guise of "PARA / Commando". Our dear friend has managed to find a winner with his purchase of a "ARMY PARA COMMANDO CADETS" Acrylic Bob Hat.

What a wanker! No doubt he'll be telling everyone how he used that hat to stem the bleeding of his own .50cal exit wound before using it's elastic properties to catapult grenades into the enemy's faces in his final black bag op where he single handedly fought off the entire mongolian special forces.

As for the diamond jubilee medal, well that's a really good one to support your claim for leaving in 2000! Fucking mong.

**rebel_with_a_cause** · 20-12-2011, 22:19

I did an old wooden spoon that I'd found in the shed (oops sorry). Pur some black nasty halfway down, scorched the bowl slightly. Sold it as covert eating equipment as issued to SAS/PARA/MARINES for use in all tactical situations, wooden construction gives low radar signature. 15 quid plus p&p, result. Will do some more but don't want to flood the market.

**guzzijon** · 20-12-2011, 22:25

Originally Posted by honor_roll_flapjack

Ebay profile is still going strong, he's obviously remembered which lanyard he needs now, and he's made sure he's first in line for the QDJM minis....

Yeah, when he said he couldn't remember the colour of his lanyard, Sunjock fed him a couple of falsehoods but he must've gone away and looked it up. I know loads of danglers who can't remember the colour of their battalion's DZ flash

**dinosaur_poo** · 20-12-2011, 22:32

One thing he has opened my mind up to is just how much regimentally branded junk there is available.

Until I saw his ebay thing I had no idea half that junk even existed. There are some proper saddos out there, the fact it sells in bulk is sadly proof that he is not the only one. Definitely a tit though.

**netleyned** · 20-12-2011, 22:55

The outing was pure comedy I must congratulate you on your shrewd moves.

Sierra Leone? More like Sierra Popular Plus. What a complete thrapper!!! 16 AA regimental patches, 30 kills (is he related to Sven Hassel?)...you couldn't make it up. Although he did obviously.

The med list is awe inspirting stuff:

"even though I take 5mg morphine tablets twice-a-day, 20ml of oral morphine every 3 hours, Diazepam 3 times a day, 6 Gabapentin a day, 3 Amitryptaline tablets a day, plus other shit for Diabetes. "

With all those meds (though highly doubtful) its no wonder he talks so much shite, even I'd claim to have been a good soldeir on that much shite. The best bit with all that inside him he should be dancing round the town, or more probably dead! Maybe I should PM him for some private work (make an ACE case study of duel diagnosis this one).

Some one please tell me the old boys at the RBL/PTA etc are lining up to 'cap this complete waste of vital organs.