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**jagman** · 25-11-2011, 15:57

Originally Posted by Mattb

Basically:

He probably served
He may have done AACC and/or PCoy
He may have been one of 'Them'
He may have been on a boat
He may have thrown a fridge
If he did, it probably didn't wiegh 1,120lbs
There appear to be innacuracies in his stories, which may be due to "sexing up", forgetfullness or flights of fancy.

So 12 pages in the only thing we know for sure is the fridge wasn't as big as claimed

Given the collective walt hunting abilities of the Arrserati that would suggest Phil The Fridge is pretty genuine and perhaps he isn't a walt

**Cyclic** · 25-11-2011, 16:01

Ive come across many inaccuracies in Chris Ryan books but have no doubts about him being genuine , guess he uses a ghost writer too.

**panzerknacker** · 25-11-2011, 16:03

Originally Posted by Mr magoo south

I am sure phil would love to talk to you face to face and not hide behind a computor to get closure on this (god help you)

Is that you big Phil? Welcome to Arrse, you've been the topic of many a conversation. Now, personally, I don't really care what your exploits have been, I regulalrly used to tell unsuspecting ladies engaged in a bit of oral that I wouldn't fire my love piss down their throat, but hey, sometimes we have ND's do we not? What I do want to know is, what are the prospects of getting a job with you, becasue lobbing fridges at a bunch of skinnies sounds like a right hoot.

**Alec_Lomas** · 25-11-2011, 16:13

Originally Posted by Bookworm1

Is there a position in life Internet warriors wonder how much the pay is

Calm down princess and welcome to ARRSE. We know Phil is the deal, just having a bit of sport. As I've always said, he's a lad that could light up a room ....................... by stepping away from the window. Do get over yourself.

Edited to add - I'm reading this thread with one of his colleagues- JR who was his COP platoon commander. Bernie sends his regards as well.

**steven seagull** · 25-11-2011, 16:17

Originally Posted by jagman

So 12 pages in the only thing we know for sure is the fridge wasn't as big as claimed

Given the collective walt hunting abilities of the Arrserati that would suggest Phil The Fridge is pretty genuine and perhaps he isn't a walt

The thread title is unfortunate. If it had read 'this book is crackers' it would have been more accurate. As a few have said who gives a monkeys.

I may actually pick it up once Asda start knocking it out for £3 just to look at the piccies if they are ad funny as the one the Sun printed.

**jagman** · 25-11-2011, 16:41

Originally Posted by steven seagull

The thread title is unfortunate. If it had read 'this book is crackers' it would have been more accurate. As a few have said who gives a monkeys.

I may actually pick it up once Asda start knocking it out for £3 just to look at the piccies if they are ad funny as the one the Sun printed.

Lets be honest, even if the book is horrifically shite (and no, I haven't read it) good luck to the fella for making a few quid out of it.

**steven seagull** · 25-11-2011, 16:51

Oh yeah, without a doubt.

As I said previously, if folk want to buy this type of book and believe it then that's up to them but I imagine the chap knew he'd get some piss taken from those that have a smidge of knowledge. I hope he has seen this thread cos I imagine it'd make him chuckle.

Has that phone call been made yet?

**kilo42** · 25-11-2011, 17:21

Fridges? Fucking easy.

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**DarkNinja** · 25-11-2011, 17:25

Originally Posted by Alec_Lomas

Calm down princess and welcome to ARRSE. We know Phil is the deal, just having a bit of sport. As I've always said, he's a lad that could light up a room ....................... by stepping away from the window. Do get over yourself.

Edited to add - I'm reading this thread with one of his colleagues- JR who was his COP platoon commander. Bernie sends his regards as well.

I have a spare needle and coton here if you want to cut out the middle man - and sew your lips to his arse yourself! Jesus are you getting comission on his book?

**bigeye** · 25-11-2011, 18:13

Originally Posted by DarkNinja

I have a spare needle and coton here if you want to cut out the middle man - and sew your lips to his arse yourself! Jesus are you getting comission on his book?

Did you feel that sudden rush of air through your thinning hair?.... That was Alec_Lomas's joke going straight over your head.