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Discuss Sky News displays Walt! in Waltenkommando on The Army Rumour Service; [QUOTE=Tawahi-50;4066007]I believe he's qualified because he is actually from Spalding.[/ Ah not only is he a Walting cnut he's also a Fen dweller, well that explains it!...
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    [QUOTE=Tawahi-50;4066007]I believe he's qualified because he is actually from Spalding.[/

    Ah not only is he a Walting cnut he's also a Fen dweller, well that explains it!


    So stood firm the stout-hearted
    Warriors in the war - they did keenly strive
    Who with his point first should be able
    From fey men to win life.
    Warriors with weapons: wrack fell on earth.
    They stood steadfast; Brithnoth stirred them,
    Bade each of his men intend to the strife
    That would from the Danes win glory.



    David & Nick, jy is beide 'n paar van die basters

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    I imagine the rack on his right breast are the ones he felt he didn't earn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hogfather853 View Post
    Just saw this bloke (walt) on the sky news website. Bitching about glowing in the dark or some shit but was really curious about the medals he had on display. Being a sad git i did some
    research and found out they are all commemorative walting medals.

    Nuclear Testing Veterans Take Compensation Claims To Supreme Court Over Radiation Exposure In 50s | UK News | Sky News

    Medals are:

    Allied cross
    Cold war medal
    Maritime service medal
    Nuclear test medal
    Volunteer service medal
    eastern service medal
    Unofficial jubilee medal

    cant make out the others, but needless to say walting cunt!
    If he has served how does wearing commemorative medals make him a Walt?

    It's sad but unless he's claiming to have done/been something he hasn't hes not a Walt
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    Quote Originally Posted by crow_bag View Post
    It's sad but unless he's claiming to have done/been something he hasn't hes not a Walt
    Royal Humane Society bronze medal?

    It is awarded to people who have put their own lives at great risk to save or attempt to save someone else.
    Not exactly a Roger Day or Jim Shortt level of walting but ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    But just think! You'd look like Russian Genral at the next bash!




    Just think when his chest is full of gongshe can start pinning them around his cap. I always wondered why they were so big now I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwrmn View Post
    well done that man:

    THE COMBINED OPERATIONS MEDAL

    THIS MEDAL CAN BE WORN BY ANYONE WHO HAS PARTICIPATED IN INTER-SERVICE
    COOPERATION EITHER IN PEACETIME
    OR ON ACTIVE SERVICE..
    Matlots helping a bunch of squaddies thump some crabs count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pwrmn View Post
    well done that man:

    THE COMBINED OPERATIONS MEDAL

    THIS MEDAL CAN BE WORN BY ANYONE WHO HAS PARTICIPATED IN INTER-SERVICE
    COOPERATION EITHER IN PEACETIME OR ON ACTIVE SERVICE.


    A SUPERB SILVERED FINISH MEDAL WITH A BLUE RIBBON.

    THE OBVERSE DEPICTS A DAGGER WITH AN INSCRIPTION WHICH READS:

    "FOR WORKING WITH OTHER SERVICES WHO ARE SHITTER THAN YOU, BUT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER "

    THE REVERSE DEPICTS A GLOBE SURROUNDED BY LAUREL LEAVES WITH AN INSCRIPTION WHICH READS:

    "SPAMMED AT THE LAST MINUTE"

    SOLD WITH A LENGTH OF MEDAL RIBBON.
    That would make for a better quality of medal I think!
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