I have no idea who Str8Bloke is, but the title puzzles me a bit. 95% of the population is "straight", so why tell everyone that you are straight?
Unless you aren't.

This character appears to make no positive contribution to Arrse and thrives on the negative attention that he is receiving. Solution, ignore him maybe, just maybe he will go and haunt some other site.

To be fair to the lads Bentbloke, you are a cnut.

Seems like everyone is in agreement. But something tells me the c0ck jockey is actually furiously rubbing himself and jamming pencils down his japs eye, loving the attention that he would undoubtably not receive otherwise - owing to the fact he is a vile fcuktard of epic proportions.

str8 bloke is in every way equivalent to the bits of s*** that collect under his fingernails whilst rooting around in his cat's arrse for food

I did actually laugh out loud at this. The internet cafe people didn't quite understand why, though.

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Seems like everyone is in agreement. But something tells me the c0ck jockey is actually furiously rubbing himself and jamming pencils down his japs eye, loving the attention that he would undoubtably not receive otherwise - owing to the fact he is a vile fcuktard of epic proportions.

str8 bloke is in every way equivalent to the bits of s*** that collect under his fingernails whilst rooting around in his cat's arrse for food

I did actually laugh out loud at this. The internet cafe people didn't quite understand why, though.

That conjures up visions of people staring and then looking away pretending not to have noticed anything. :D

Gave me a laugh as well, but the office lurkers appreciate that I am unusual.

bump for gator

Originally Posted by Str8Bloke

It was an EBAY ad for army surplus when I looked. However "Str8" for me means "shortest penis in Christendom." For you it means "poofery" what is your malfunction?

says it all really!

Did Cnut - bloke get run over by a bus or anything? Haven't heard any gems from him for a while.

Nope, he's still here. Just as much of a c0ck as before and proving that some people should be killed at birth.

Maybe grandad fiddled with him a bit too much in exchange for a Werthers Original.

Originally Posted by saintstone

Originally Posted by Str8Bloke

If the word "str8" causes you all to think of homosexual acts and penises, for God's sake get away from those children.

Str8 is not a word, twat, it's an abbreviation used by illiterate mongs and chavs who can't spell the word "straight". If you feel the need to use the abbreviation or word in your user name, then it can only lead to the conclusions that you must have a few issues that you need to address regarding your particular sexual leaning, I reckon that you are trying to hide something, probabaly the fact that you were rogered by all and sundry of the males in your family and are now fighting the urge to embrace your homosexuality.

Its in the Daily Sport ads for Gay boys

Str8 acting man looking for cock snot...

Originally Posted by looney

Originally Posted by saintstone

Originally Posted by Str8Bloke

If the word "str8" causes you all to think of homosexual acts and penises, for God's sake get away from those children.

Str8 is not a word, twat, it's an abbreviation used by illiterate mongs and chavs who can't spell the word "straight". If you feel the need to use the abbreviation or word in your user name, then it can only lead to the conclusions that you must have a few issues that you need to address regarding your particular sexual leaning, I reckon that you are trying to hide something, probabaly the fact that you were rogered by all and sundry of the males in your family and are now fighting the urge to embrace your homosexuality.

Its in the Daily Sport ads for Gay boys

Str8 acting man looking for c*** snot...

Can I inquire why you were reading gay contact ads?