Originally Posted by Amy

Had a panic! Just realised my passport has expired and booked a last minute deal to Lanzarote for march 1st, does anyone know if I will be able to use my MOD90 to travel on?
Thanks guys

Of course you can. You're a British soldier and your MoD F 90 grants you access to any country on the planet. Johnnie Foreigner is well aware of this and will treat you like royalty when you arrive at his border. Any arguments just remind them that your grandfather probably bayoneted his grandfather and ask if he would also like to feel a large portion of cold steel? I assure you that the swarthy little man will soon recognise a bit of bulldog spirit and step aside.

Originally Posted by Gassing_Badgers

Not so:

1. Ice Scraper
2. Yale lock-forcer
3. Coke line prepping
4. Chick magnet for STABs


hint: one of the above is not a genuine use for MoD90

You're not wrong. Not even the most desperate garrison slag would lower themselves to shagging a STAB.

Ive also heard if you have no money you can insert your mod90 into a cash machine and take out £50?



Please someone bite and tell me some twat actually did this....

Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate

You're not wrong. Not even the most desperate money seeking Oxford uni student would lower themselves to shagging a STAB.

Unfortuantly that would be more appropriate around our way.

Rock up at your nearest Passport office ..... Call first to book an appointment for the 4 hr premium service ..... £129 later you'll wish you sorted it a while back for the 6 week application for £72 !!

Originally Posted by h301593

Ive also heard if you have no money you can insert your mod90 into a cash machine and take out £50?



Please someone bite and tell me some twat actually did this....

Ah, you youngsters. With the crotch of your strides hanging about your knees and the back of your underpants sticking out for all to see. And your digital Blue-Ray DVD bollocks. Twats.

Hands up everyone who has watched helpless as a 4 year old has slid a slice of toast and jam into the video recorder?

Young people today? You don't know you're born.

Luckily I always wear a belt, and all a blue-ray is a more expensive DVD with feck all improvement on quality.