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**Ruckerwocman** · 12-04-2010, 01:48

Does anyone else find this set of urinals disturbing?

(And I'm not even Roman Catholic. ;) )

**eodmatt** · 12-04-2010, 02:46

Originally Posted by Oyibo

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

Lord Jim's restaurant at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok. Not only does the attendant hand out scented hand towels, he'll also give you a quick neck and shoulder massage while you're standing at the urinal.

Not being the multicultural sort, I assumed I was being robbed and/or raped as soon as the attendant laid hands on me. Spun round, still in full flow, swamping myself, the floor and the hapless attendant. Several seconds of wildly flailing fists ensued while my still exposed willy continued to discharge in the manner of a fire hose that's running at full pressure with nobody hanging on to it.

Brilliant.

No photos of posh bogs, but at the other end of the scale I give you Nigeria (you'll probably have to click on the pic to read it):

Indeed I did. Pupu! Wonderfully descriptive :D

**björn** · 20-04-2010, 11:14

Originally Posted by Ancient_Mariner

Lord Jim's restaurant at the Oriental Hotel in Bangkok. Not only does the attendant hand out scented hand towels, he'll also give you a quick neck and shoulder massage while you're standing at the urinal.

Not being the multicultural sort, I assumed I was being robbed and/or raped as soon as the attendant laid hands on me. Spun round, still in full flow, swamping myself, the floor and the hapless attendant. Several seconds of wildly flailing fists ensued while my still exposed willy continued to discharge in the manner of a fire hose that's running at full pressure with nobody hanging on to it.

Phew I'm not the only one then :D

**Croque_Monsieur** · 20-04-2010, 11:34

Bogs at the end of the old dock canal in Copenhagen, very victorian with white tiles, enamel, dark wood and shining brass everywhere. Pleasant old chap cleans the cubicles after each person.

I gladly payed to rest my hairy arrse on that pristine example of the throne of china!

**DarkNinja** · 20-04-2010, 11:40

I had a truly magnificent dump in Ralph Laurens shop in Rodeo Drive In Beverly Hills. I was so excited I had to ring people to tell them

**Mr_Deputy** · 20-04-2010, 11:41

The Vatican. I had no option honestly. Very nice though.

**merchantman** · 20-04-2010, 11:45

SwissAir hotel in Istanbul, the bog in my room had a small keypad attached so after a dump press the first button and a jet of warm water squirts up your arrse to wash it, press the second and the jet rotates to get into all those hard to reach places behind the piles, the third button sends a jet of warm air up there to dry you off; very civilised, I spent hours in there playing with it