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Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Originally Posted by Stonker

Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager

Originally Posted by Poacher

TBH the issue berets are not bad now. The kangol shoite that made your head look like the extension of runway 4 at heathrow, that they issued in ninety eighty something or other are now long gone, you even get a leather band on them these days. Save your cash matey.

You are correct of course. The issued beret these days is adequate, though you can't beat a Victors beret.


Especially in Maroon.

The nice thing about maroon berets being that you don't need wings to wear one.



Just a posting to an AB unit (no P Coy, no jumps required).

Check out the regs.

Walt heaven: all kudos, no pain.

& your Point is??????

Actually that has been the case for many a year. :P

The Fact, however remains, that maroon beret, without BBC = HAT!!! :P

Schimples!!! You Fat cnut!!! :P

Benidect..try this link & well done for giving the Hat Gobshites a bit of verbal back :D
http://www.airborneshop.com/acatalog/

UTRINQUE PARATUS

Originally Posted by Joker62

Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Snigger!!!!!!!

That told em Pal!!!

You do realise he's going RLC Chef

So what!!!

I've got some very good friends who were Chef's with Para Regt.

Yes mate, & they had Maroon Machines, but more importantly, they had the BBC to go with it.

They are to this day & ever more, AIRBORNE MATES!!!

So off you go Fatty!!! McDonalds is open :P :P :P

Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Originally Posted by Joker62

Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Snigger!!!!!!!

That told em Pal!!!

You do realise he's going RLC Chef

So what!!!

I've got some very good friends who were Chef's with Para Regt.

Yes mate, & they had Maroon Machines, but more importantly, they had the BBC to go with it.

They are to this day & ever more, AIRBORNE MATES!!!

So off you go Fatty!!! McDonalds is open :P :P :P

Hahaha, gotta laugh at this thread, it started by some fcukwit asking where he could get hold of a Victor beret and ends up a slagging match between Airborne and non Airborne. Welcome to Arrse at it's finest

Originally Posted by Benadiction

Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda

Originally Posted by Benadiction

Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda

Originally Posted by Benadiction

Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda

Going to last very fucking long being a gobby cunt. Your old man and uncle may have been in, but you're not darling, wind your neck in or you're going to be in for a slap.

Editted for spelling like a twat.

Ok noted, guess your talking from experience shame you haven't learned yet.

Oh you're right I've learned from experience, darling, just not from what you imply.
You could be the lovechild of rambo himself, that still doesn't make you anything more than a civvie nomark gobshite. Don't try to ride off the backs of those who have served, nor try to feign across some semblance of banter - because you're just looking like a twat. If you keep up the act and walk through those gates with how you're playing at, you're going to be in the shit.

Sorry there seems to be something wrong with your ability to read as well as your ability to converse in an intellectual manner.

Firstly, I have never ever ridden off anyone's name family or otherwise.

Secondly, I firmly believe that everyone is deserved of respect if they show respect themselves! I merely addressed you in the manner in which you addressed me first of all.

I posted this only to find an answer for my father nothing else, if you want you start a petty keyboard war about respect I suggest you start by learning to show some yourself!

You want to take the moral high ground then do so by showing me how.

Bollocks, you were bigtiming it believing you were being the confident little bastard up with the banter, and jumped in with that your daddy and uncle were in the paras at the first opportunity.
Not helped by the fact this isn't the first time you've enquired about buying kit before you're even in
If you don't want to get slagged and you want to be shown respect, as you pointed out yourself, don't show yourself up as a fecking cock.
You do realise, even with the knowledge of those who've been in, if you rock up to ITC/ATR with all your own kit - you're going to tagged from the word go for the wrong reasons, and inevitably find you'll be stuck with issued anyway.

P.S Didn't help you worded the first post like you've been about the block, and everyone already having asked that fecking question multiple times recently, that was what kicked it off.
Just calm the feck down, and check past posts.

Listen "Fcuk nut" I have always stood on my own two feet and always defended myself. Weather it be the fat balding cnut with something to prove on the piss or some pathetic troll flexing his E-Muscles.

As for asking the same question, I did however use the search facility to try and find a similar post but to no avail.

As for banter, I never entered banter with your or any other oxygen thief that wanted to show how fantastic he was. You just wanted to pick on someone and feel big, go find someone else because you obviously lack the capacity to converse with me on a verbal level.

As for buying kit... I hardly consider finding out about Zinc-Oxide tape and how many Padlocks are needed "Rocking up with all my own kit"....

I really couldn't give a flying fcuk what you think as you clearly display the lack of intellect to retain any useful information whatsoever! As you can see I am obviously in awe of your presence.......

Good day and Many thanks to everyone that posted something useful.

Is it correct you're going in as "Chef"?
I take it all back, you'll fucking fit right in with that attitude. Remember, work on "that look" and the words "one fucking sausage, fuckface" - you'll go far :D

No not a chef, AAC if you must know.

Well done to the Para reg guys on here backing up a civvy AAC wannabe. You bellends.

Benadiction - 20 seconds with the search function was all I needed. You need more practice.

Originally Posted by smudge67

Well done to the Para reg guys on here backing up a civvy AAC wannabe. You bellends.

Benadiction - 20 seconds with the search function was all I needed. You need more practice.

Hey, Shiiiit for Brains!!!

Leave the kid alone you fcuking bullying cnut!! :P

Originally Posted by cunny_funt

Originally Posted by smudge67

Well done to the Para reg guys on here backing up a civvy AAC wannabe. You bellends.

Benadiction - 20 seconds with the search function was all I needed. You need more practice.

Hey, Shiiiit for Brains!!!

Leave the kid alone you fcuking bullying cnut!! :P

Errrrrm...nope ;)