ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Brotherton Lad** · 28-04-2012, 22:07

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Did you mean running with weight, or were you piss taking? I did start running with about 16kg but read too much about wrecking your joints. Should imagine it could put more pressure on the break but i'll give it a go. Cheers for the suggestion.

No, you're meant to climb inside it. It's like altitude training without all the hassle of actually climbing up a mountain. It appeals to the younger generation, I'm told.

**phoenix04** · 28-04-2012, 22:15

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Who you calling boy?! What about those soft werther's they're alright like?!

ok GIRL! As to the toffees, I have no idea, they are for foul smelling, perverted types, who like to wee in their trousers. I like to wee on other people's trousers and only buy Thorntons. Nothing perverted about me or my basement (that i don't have)

**yukikashima** · 28-04-2012, 23:06

Brotherton, maybe I should just put a bin liner on my head and pin prick holes in it? surely that'd work better... And Phoenix who you calling girl?! I can deal with Thorntons I guess... How about people weeing on your trousers? What's in this non existent basement? I'm not scared enough yet.

**the_wolf** · 28-04-2012, 23:11

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Brotherton, maybe I should just put a bin liner on my head and pin prick holes in it? surely that'd work better... And Phoenix who you calling girl?! I can deal with Thorntons I guess... How about people weeing on your trousers? What's in this non existent basement? I'm not scared enough yet.

He's already sharpening up some drill bits as we speak ;)

Sent from my brick using poo stained fingers

**phoenix04** · 28-04-2012, 23:13

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Brotherton, maybe I should just put a bin liner on my head and pin prick holes in it? surely that'd work better... And Phoenix who you calling girl?! I can deal with Thorntons I guess... How about people weeing on your trousers? What's in this non existent basement? I'm not scared enough yet.

You're not a boy and you're not a girl, ok now you can get back in the queue as I'm starting to get interested again. You're not meant to be scared, you're only wanting to see my puppies. I told you I don't have rope and I don't have a basement

oooo just had a thought , is you a sheep? I haven't had a sheep in the van for a while. They don't appreciate my puppies you see :(

**yukikashima** · 28-04-2012, 23:25

Originally Posted by phoenix04

You're not a boy and you're not a girl, ok now you can get back in the queue as I'm starting to get interested again. You're not meant to be scared, you're only wanting to see my puppies. I told you I don't have rope and I don't have a basement

oooo just had a thought , is you a sheep? I haven't had a sheep in the van for a while. They don't appreciate my puppies you see :(

Ah yes get the sheep in there as well... you have any monkeys? I like monkeys... gender is irrelevant don't you think? If i'm a guy i'll get a world of grief for being a wuss, if i'm a girl everyone will bore me with t and a jokes... it's always better to stay neutral!

**phoenix04** · 28-04-2012, 23:35

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Ah yes get the sheep in there as well... you have any monkeys? I like monkeys... gender is irrelevant don't you think? If i'm a guy i'll get a world of grief for being a wuss, if i'm a girl everyone will bore me with t and a jokes... it's always better to stay neutral!

I'm not bothered about gender but was hoping for an interesting species.There will be a monkey, yes but only one, any more it just becomes messy.Anyway talking of sheep, my puppies and I are off to count them. Enjoy the respirator.

**yukikashima** · 28-04-2012, 23:51

Originally Posted by phoenix04

I'm not bothered about gender but was hoping for an interesting species.There will be a monkey, yes but only one, any more it just becomes messy.Anyway talking of sheep, my puppies and I are off to count them. Enjoy the respirator.

Haha thanks. Enjoy your puppies ;)

**Brotherton Lad** · 29-04-2012, 08:17

Originally Posted by yukikashima

Brotherton, maybe I should just put a bin liner on my head and pin prick holes in it? surely that'd work better... And Phoenix who you calling girl?! I can deal with Thorntons I guess... How about people weeing on your trousers? What's in this non existent basement? I'm not scared enough yet.

I'm sure it would work though you may wish to re-phrase it. There are some odd people on here.

**Speedy** · 29-04-2012, 08:26

Christ! I hate questions like this. Your run time is barely scraping it in, and you should just use traditional techniques to improve your fitness, you know, run more, eat less pies, try and get faster over time. Buying a gadget mask in your condition is like a 22 stone guy who's been cycling a week asking whether shaving their legs will give them extra speed!