ARmy Rumour SErvice

**ex_donkey_man** · 19-02-2012, 14:44

would prefer you didn't call me fat my mummy says im not she says im handsome!!!!!! haha.

Yeh, that's how it started off for me. Mummy said I was handsome. Then I was special. Then it was special hugs. Before you know it, you're having to think of that nice girl down the road whilst hearing "That's it sweetheart, you don't how happy this makes mummy feel".

**ex_donkey_man** · 19-02-2012, 14:45

Originally Posted by STARDUST

Just merge in.

Bloody hell, Russell Brand's let himself go since this Katy Perry business hasn't he?

**LordVonHarley** · 19-02-2012, 14:49

Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands

Let your mohican grow out for another month, trim your sideburns by another 1/2", get your hair cut to just above your collar, then resubmit photo.

Which tribe do you belong to?

Orvils tribe?

http://i3.bebo.com/005a/mediuml/2006...19740952ml.jpg

**h301593** · 19-02-2012, 14:51

Originally Posted by ex_donkey_man

Bloody hell, Russell Brand's let himself go since this Katy Perry business hasn't he?

Why does he need TWO guitars?

**ex_donkey_man** · 19-02-2012, 15:06

Originally Posted by h301593

Why does he need TWO guitars?

One to put up his arse and one to suck off at the same time? One looks like it's Guitar Hero, so real or fake, which ever way he chooses, he can still impress 16 year olds & totally fat bitches from bands you've never heard of, but their grandad was in a 70's sitcom.

**Showmi_York-Hunt** · 19-02-2012, 16:21

Originally Posted by ex_donkey_man

Yeh, that's how it started off for me. Mummy said I was handsome. Then I was special. Then it was special hugs. Before you know it, you're having to think of that nice girl down the road whilst hearing "That's it sweetheart, you don't how happy this makes mummy feel".

Well that explains going HCav!

**Hector_Chavez_V** · 19-02-2012, 17:29

Originally Posted by bazzab

oh ok then thanks for that. that was helpul.

Don't worry mate, on first impressions the site is full of civvies, hobbyists, bull shitters, sexual abominations and cadets.
Upon looking closer at most replys to most questions you can now be assured that you are amongst perfect humans, so perfect they've never made a juvenile mistake, nor error of judgement and are quite simply, completely infallible.

So youve got a visible tatt? So fuck, ignore these sanctimonious cunts, you'll be fine, if your really worried get a female to cover the tatt with that stuff that turns 10 pinters into beauties.

**Eric Shawn** · 19-02-2012, 17:37

Originally Posted by Hector_Chavez_V

Don't worry mate, on first impressions the site is full of civvies, hobbyists, bull shitters, sexual abominations and cadets.
Upon looking closer at most replys to most questions you can now be assured that you are amongst perfect humans, so perfect they've never made a juvenile mistake, nor error of judgement and are quite simply, completely infallible.

So youve got a visible tatt? So fuck, ignore these sanctimonious cunts, you'll be fine, if your really worried get a female to cover the tatt with that stuff that turns 10 pinters into beauties.

Stella? I know that it really is wonderful stuff, but I don't think it'll work for this.

**ex_donkey_man** · 19-02-2012, 18:40

Originally Posted by Hector_Chavez_V

Don't worry mate, on first impressions the site is full of civvies, hobbyists, bull shitters, sexual abominations and cadets.
Upon looking closer at most replys to most questions you can now be assured that you are amongst perfect humans, so perfect they've never made a juvenile mistake, nor error of judgement and are quite simply, completely infallible.

So youve got a visible tatt? So fuck, ignore these sanctimonious cunts, you'll be fine, if your really worried get a female to cover the tatt with that stuff that turns 10 pinters into beauties.

Is Mrs HC_V offering her services if you're nice to the new people? Not your usual nature. Bring back JR_III I say!

Truth on the Tat - You'll probably have to get rid off it, but I've seen pictures of the 10 stages, tends to be gone after 6 or so. Failing that I've known a guy use oven cleaner before, but that does tend to scar a little.

**Hector_Chavez_V** · 19-02-2012, 19:24

I'd rather not discuss the former Ms H_CV, we are sadly
no more........sniff....

There was a Welsh lad in training who had a big tatt with a birds name on a scroll, he could be founding most nights in the smoking area burning her name out with the hot end of a Silk Cut, thick cunt also amusingly knocked out his front teeth on the susat when he fucked up the regain.